Fine, I don't own the aircraft and sure, I am in a public transpo. But how will my day start right if bird buggerS (with an intentional capital S) are on board? Just imagine, plus ten girls (actually, they seem thousands to me), with booming voice and American twangs, with pretentious giggles and heya-people-look-at-us attitude sharing overly premeditated conversations just to let everybody know theyhave money and they can afford escapades everywhere. They gave me a headache to bring home.
Bugger 1001: God, I hate cebupac (cebu-pak).
BF: Oh, please get out and get yourself a seat in PAL. Better yet, buy an airplane you could hate for the rest of your life.
Bugger 1002: Me too.
BF: you better explain, in english, why you say so. Otherwise, I would think that you just didn't have anything else to say.
Decades later...few minutes before we land.
Bugger 1001: (looks out the window and gasps) oh! there's so many mountain!
BF: I think I have to jump now... as in...out of the window.
Bugger 1001: how do we get to bugger 1007's house? horse?
BF: bad joke or simply, misinformation and ignorance.
After landing...
Bugger 1010: Airport's nice.
Bugger 1011: Bakit, ano ba sa tingin mo ang airport namin? (laughs)
Bugger 1012: pero di ba, yung sa dumaguete? Gosh, why are we comparing countries...hahaha...joke lang.... provinces?! (laughs)
BF: uhm...excuse me...can you...can you just go and list the provinces you really, really, visited? Outnumber mine and then I'll let you live.
I walked out the airport terribly bugged. But I drew a deep breath and poof...
I think have to forgive them.
There Are Rules
1 week ago
6 buzzing nila:
hindi ko pa nasubukan ang cebu pacific o kahit pal para pumunta ng visayas o mindanao. pero nakakatuwa, hindi tulad dati, barko lang. hayaan mo na sila, kpag gano'n obvious na di masyadong nakakapasyal. ehehehe...
Anonymous--> hehe. tama. hayaan na lang sila. hehe. masasayang lang yung energy ko sa inis. :D
like you should have hit them where the sun don't shine like dabah. those mongoloids are so like ewwwe dabah. i mean, like, they're so iwitating talaga huh. duh.
ahaha mga feeling gwapa looking gaga lang yang mga yan. sos.
nyahaha.... di ka naman galit sakanila.. pero may punto ka dun kabwisit nga pag may ganyan.. cheers;p-glesy the great
nyahaha! hindi pa ako nakakaexperience ng ganyan simply because hindi pa naman ako nakaksakay sa airplane. ang lungkot ng mundo ko... huhuhu!
hakhak!
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